Well, first of all, let me address the elephant in the room.... No, not you Queen Gloom, I meant the metaphorical elephant.... This is only my second press conference. I am manager of ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB! One of England's biggest sides, and you've only wanted to see me once before? Wuhan 3 ball bags or whatever they're called have had 6 press conferences and they're rotting in the Chinese 5th division. I don't know what I've done to disrespect you all, but I'm truly truly sorry. Now, back to the question at hand... WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT YA FUCKIN WEAPONS? CALL YOURSELVES JOURNALISTS? Santi Cazorla has come into this side and changed the game. Aubameyang has been scoring for fun. Hincapie and Timber are becoming a solid pairing at the back. Xhaka has scored all his goals from 30+ yards. Yet you want to talk about Dani Ceballos... A man who has played 27 minutes in the arsenal shirt. A man who has a pass accuracy of 29% and only got his one assist from a poor defected shot. I got excited when I saw the invitation to this press conference, the chance to talk about a team that has struggled of late but is starting to build chemistry and pick up points. We looked to be going down, but some good recruitment drive luck and excellent scouting has turned us around. Then I arrive to this question from you of all people, Clive? Consider me bitterly, bitterly disappointed. When I am back next time, I want a real question from a REAL MAN