The Pressroom
Managers front up to the media. Read the latest from across the league.
"Christian Pulisic is firing in the goals for you this season with 108. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
He’s obviously important he’s the captain it’s his job to set the standard and that’s what he’s done
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"Three points and a 3-0 result against Hull City. Is this the level you expect every week?"
Well that silly little donkey couldn’t be arsed to play. So do I expect this every week? NO
if you don’t play I swear I will find you, I’m the judge jury and executioner here, this is why I’m a mod, I’m not good at all this other malarkey but I swear, I WILL FINISH YOU ALL OFF IF YOU DONT PLAY
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"The 6 assists from Mathias Jensen have caught the eye. What makes him so effective for you?"
Ineffective, more like. Sold him cause he had the pace of a horse on its last legs
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"Notts County held you to a 3-3 draw. What's your honest take on the performance?"
I genuinely think the game should have been ours for the taking, Jon Jones didn’t even beat his wife as hard as I beat Notts County.
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"Julian Quiñones is firing in the goals for you this season with 96. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
Julian is a magnificent player. He began the project and he’ll be here to finish it. I see him at the World Cup, scoring the opener, which shows he can do it else where too. I am confident he keeps it up, and hopefully has a trophy to hold at the end of it. Kopites are gobshites, up the fucking toffees
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"Ché Adams is firing in the goals for you this season with 80. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
Che Adams is the best striker in the premier league no doubt about it. We see the matchfixing with Mbuemo, he's not that good. Hardly scored against us over 2 fixtures. He will definitely keep it up, but with Arsenal on the agenda it might be a difficult task in his next game.
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"bleaugm over at Napoli has been making noise in your league. What's your honest assessment of them as a manager and a rival?"
We beat them, there no threat to us, Good luck to them for the season
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"You beat Bolton 11-3 in your last match. The fans are buzzing — what's behind the strong form?"
2 tokens down the drain. Kai havertz scores again 🙌🙌
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"Fans rave about Orkun Kökçü's vision after 7 assists. Is he your most important player?"
Everyone on my club is important no one is bigger than the club . We are all a team 💪🏼
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"The capture of Hirving Lozano and Nicolas Pépé from Sporting CP raised eyebrows. Why was this the right deal for you?"
Lozano is shit, pepe is brilliant. It was the right deal as I am the manager i can do what the fuck i want
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"You've slapped Mats Wieffer on the transfer list. He insists he can still do a job for you. What's your response?"
No he shit not good enough me Nan could do more than him in midfield and even big Steven can and he fat fuck
So he can suck one and do one
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"The 6 assists from Frank Onyeka have caught the eye. What makes him so effective for you?"
Mate just knows the ins and out of football. Hes a good lad
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