The Pressroom
Managers front up to the media. Read the latest from across the league.
"Fans rave about Dominik Szoboszlai's vision after 9 assists. Is he your most important player?"
As i’ve said recently, he’s like the sauce to the big mac. He’s crucial in this team and a great player.
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"Galeno is firing in the goals for you this season with 1. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
i doubt he’ll keep it up considering i sold him at the beginning of the season, Rogers clears anyway UTV VTID
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"The fans are split on freezing out Artem Dovbyk. Talk us through why he's been listed."
3 star skills doesn’t cut the mustard mush
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"Jørgen Strand Larsen is up for sale and clearly unhappy about it. How do you handle a player who wants to stay?"
He wont be up for sale if Victor and Randall keep playing like absolute shit. At this moment in time I could lace up my fucking boots and perform better than those two muppets. To put it nicely there will be a few tactical changes
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"Dominik Szoboszlai is firing in the goals for you this season with 8. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
hes like the sauce in my big mac, the peri salt to my chips, the garlic mayo to my pepes rice box.
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"You beat Aston Villa 11-0 in your last match. The fans are buzzing — what's behind the strong form?"
I wouldn’t say “strong form” I’ve been bullied in 3 of the last 5 games and if it wasn’t for dybala it could’ve been worse
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"That 6-3 loss to Arsenal stung. Where do you shoulder the blame, and what changes now?"
The fans chanting “endos right, the refs are shite” tells you all you need to know about this corrupt division.
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"You signed Franck Yannick Kessié from Barcelona recently. Some fans are thrilled, others sceptical — how do you justify the move?"
I needed experience and solidity in my midfielder, and a leader. He will quickly make the detractors lie, he has my trust. I promise a new rookie of size for the supporters that he does not worry!
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"The 4 assists from Pablo Fornals have caught the eye. What makes him so effective for you?"
I’m not gay you bitch
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"Yoane Wissa has been pulling the strings with 3 assists this season. What does he bring that the stats don't show?"
well in a team like ours that don’t win many games, there’s not many stats to show for him but he’s decent.
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"Out goes Kalidou Koulibaly, in comes Jeremie Frimpong — your swap with Bournemouth has the fans talking. Good business, or a gamble?"
Kalidou was just a stepping stone. He only signed the paper and within 2 minutes he was out the door. Poor Kalidou must've felt like he was being human trafficked.
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"You'll come up against BIG JONATH's Cardiff side this season. How do you plan to get the better of them?"
Fuck knows, ask forest, he seems to know everything about how the game should be played and what I should do.
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