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Kalidou was just a stepping stone. He only signed the paper and within 2 minutes he was out the door. Poor Kalidou must've felt like he was being human trafficked.

Fuck knows, ask forest, he seems to know everything about how the game should be played and what I should do.

They're unbeaten. That's cute. We're just getting warmed up.

we need pace, he didn’t have it. Simple

Well, I've been beaten every game so far so we'll just have to see

He's been shipped to the free agent list, stinking attitude.

Honestly, just doesnt fit the tactic. He's a legend of the club, helped us massively in the first half of last season, but it's time to move on. Hopefully he can get some playing time elsewhere.

i just want more pace in my singers, no hatred towards the lad.

Quinones has 46 goals, Otavio top asister, a big money signing in Kingsley Coman and you’re asking me about a squad player who we picked up yesterday? He knew his contract when he signed up. This is lazy journalism.

The man. The myth. The legend. I love this man. He came into my office at the weekend and we talked about retirement. I tried to convince him not too, but he's got his heart set. He left the club yesterday and is on a beach in the Caribbean as we speak. I love you Dzeko.

At this point, I’m starting to think Dušan Vlahović has a personal rivalry with the back of the net and the net is losing badly. Nineteen goals. NINETEEN. The poor goalkeepers are probably checking the team sheet before kick-off and quietly asking, “Is Vlahović definitely playing?” Some defenders have started marking him so closely they might as well ask him for a lift home after the match. The fans singing his name? They’ve earned that right. Every week he’s out there turning defenders into highlight reels and making goal celebrations look like a full-time job. But let’s not forget what this Forest team has done. Bolton came in thinking they were walking into a football match… they left looking like they’d accidentally booked a behind-the-scenes tour of the City Ground. Rangers arrived with confidence too, but we sent them home so comfortably they probably thought the final whistle was a suggestion. We’ve been ruthless. We’ve been clinical. We’ve been the football version of someone pressing “skip cutscene” because we’re already bored of the competition. And Vlahović? Can he keep this form going? Absolutely. The only question is whether the ball can keep up with him because right now it looks like even the football is struggling to believe how many times it’s ending up in the net.

Well you see, I spent 15 smackeroons on some Spanish kid with rapid+, so we take what we can get to limit the damage to the bank of hull city to be honest pal.