The Pressroom
Managers front up to the media. Read the latest from across the league.
"Out goes James Garner, in comes Ihlas Bebou — your swap with Everton has the fans talking. Good business, or a gamble?"
good business i feel james garner is erm erm beautiful player great player but ihlas bebou is unreplaceable unreplaceable uh uh garner can have good luck at everton but he is the shit
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"Ismaïla Sarr is the creative heartbeat of your side with 19 assists. Can the team function without him?"
Yes the team can go on if anything happens to Sarr, How ever he a big part of the team.
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"Bento has been frozen out and transfer-listed. He's gone public saying he wants another chance — what's your reply to him and the fans?"
Keep fighting and who knows the team picks itself and if you work hard enough you get your chance to fight for your place!
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"Reports say Milot Rashica is desperate to win back his place after being listed. Is the door truly shut?"
He's not got a chance. Dodo has that spot LOCKED and LOADED baby.
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"Youssef En-Nesyri is firing in the goals for you this season with 45. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
He has been outstanding for us this season and he is very important to our project but our success is built on the whole squad
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"You've slapped Francesco Acerbi on the transfer list. He insists he can still do a job for you. What's your response?"
He’s not quick enough to keep up with the attacks. As much as he’s been a legend, it’s time for the man to take a step away from the pitch
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"You sold Rodrigo Zalazar and Bruma to Sporting CP recently. Plenty of supporters are unhappy to see him go — what's your message to them?"
Ultimately, they were canon fodder. We have Nico Williams, Trincao and Heung Min son. Ain't no one missing those washed up, Portuguese league level, premier league wannabes
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"Georges Mikautadze has left for Cardiff. Was cashing in the right call, and how do you replace him?"
Better to be a hero for Cardiff than a back up to Quinones. A striker is not a problem.
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"13 assists from Igor Paixão — he's making your team tick. How key is he to how you play?"
He's brilliant. He's quality. He's everything I've ever wanted.
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"Vedat Muriqi is firing in the goals for you this season with 8. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
I love him so much.
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"Giacomo Raspadori has been frozen out and transfer-listed. He's gone public saying he wants another chance at your club. What's your reply to him and to the fans?"
Well my words to Raspadori are as follows :
Stop sending nudes to my wife and expect to play football, You think being frozen out is the worst of your problems? You should see what I did with your mum last night you scruffy tosser.
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"Cristiano Ronaldo is firing in the goals for you this season with 56. How important is he to your project, and can he keep it up?"
We sold him in the last window ya daft twonk
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