The Pressroom

i am absolutely know what im doing , i know eve thing i do and fans willnot worried about it

To say Cody and I have been through the wringer in this league is an understatement. I have spent most of my time here wishing someone would over spend and take his useless ass off my team but I digress.The move to striker has really brought Cody’s game to another level. With all that being said, he missed two easy goals in my last game and totally sold the team. So he can go for a bag of chips, dude sucks. #BLACK&YELLOW

He’d have more if I could finish my dinner

Well, first of all, let me address the elephant in the room.... No, not you Queen Gloom, I meant the metaphorical elephant.... This is only my second press conference. I am manager of ARSENAL FOOTBALL CLUB! One of England's biggest sides, and you've only wanted to see me once before? Wuhan 3 ball bags or whatever they're called have had 6 press conferences and they're rotting in the Chinese 5th division. I don't know what I've done to disrespect you all, but I'm truly truly sorry. Now, back to the question at hand... WHAT THE FUCK KINDA QUESTION IS THAT YA FUCKIN WEAPONS? CALL YOURSELVES JOURNALISTS? Santi Cazorla has come into this side and changed the game. Aubameyang has been scoring for fun. Hincapie and Timber are becoming a solid pairing at the back. Xhaka has scored all his goals from 30+ yards. Yet you want to talk about Dani Ceballos... A man who has played 27 minutes in the arsenal shirt. A man who has a pass accuracy of 29% and only got his one assist from a poor defected shot. I got excited when I saw the invitation to this press conference, the chance to talk about a team that has struggled of late but is starting to build chemistry and pick up points. We looked to be going down, but some good recruitment drive luck and excellent scouting has turned us around. Then I arrive to this question from you of all people, Clive? Consider me bitterly, bitterly disappointed. When I am back next time, I want a real question from a REAL MAN

The previous manager didn't clearly have the motivation to rebuild this celtic squad after I left the role previously. They called me Bliss O'Neill and will certainly get Celtic firing on all cylinders again very shortly..... Celtic Rebuild will be in operation fully starting next season, lets get this season over the line and focus on the rebuild in the summer.

Fuck that guy, he's diabolical! Justin Amaluzor came back to the club and starts and Okou is just behind him.

akturkoglu is a classy player the way he runs and crosses is just so perfect. but if he was that good he’d score as well , he isn’t the heartbeat of this team the heartbeat is nico raskin the best player of all time thank you

I see him as a baby, toothless, I’m beating him next game

"Can't stop scoring" guy has 2 goals for the club whereas a certain someone named CR7 has 7 in 2 games but lets talk about the guy who hasn't scored in about 5 matches. come back to me with a real question.

Blake is a gaffer who forces his team to create. He can only do so much if his strikers have a day off. He’s got the mind of a young Pep in the making

It's crazy work. I am the one running a FULL Asian team, not Villa. Bring Doan home.

When Igor walked into the dressing room, he probably looked around and thought, '...that's a lot of wingers.' To be fair, I didn't really buy the player, I bought the deal. It was too good to turn down. He's been a true professional and I wish him nothing but the best. He's got one magical foot... my system is just greedy, it keeps asking for two.