The Pressroom

When Igor walked into the dressing room, he probably looked around and thought, '...that's a lot of wingers.' To be fair, I didn't really buy the player, I bought the deal. It was too good to turn down. He's been a true professional and I wish him nothing but the best. He's got one magical foot... my system is just greedy, it keeps asking for two.

They low down. They dirty. We’re gonna run them through a brick wall when they quit ducking the smoke

Kelly, you had one question to ask me and you really fucked it didn’t you.

Just lost against them today 4-1 so cheers for the late input. I’ll try make amends in the reverse fixture but the blokes a real good player so what hope do I have if the players can’t pass a ball 4 yards like today

We wanted extra cover in the middle of the pitch. We have Kante and Bernardo, therefore Richard gives us legs if necessary. Especially considering half of our team were in hospital and needed injections due to the hurrendous tackles received against Aston Villa. A game which ended early due to too many red cards. However, this isn’t the main talking point. The premier league and Everton have had a fragile relationship over the past few years, and recent events have added to that. Everyone knows us and Shrewsbury had a deal in plan. We made a deal which was a win/win for both of us. That would’ve seen us win the Rashford auction, therefore allowing us to acquire Kounde, sending Rashford the other way. However, we know about the corruption of Bournemouth. He has a past. Tax dodging in 2017, driving off without paying for Petrol, not having a TV license. He made a deal with Aston Villa deal in which they did not benefit. Tampering in which destroyed the negotiations between us and Shrewsbury. Knowing Bournemouth have recently been took over by those pesky Chelsea owners. It comes as no shock. We know they will get away with it. We urge teams like Hull City, Bologna, Nottingham Forest, Newcastle, Cardiff. To stand up against such corruption. Richard Masters has fucked us over the years, and continues to do so. Premier league, corrupt as fuck. I will speak no further.

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He has nothing compared to Jacob Bedeau. How many Trophies has Yoro won?? Bedeau has more than him so he's a winner

We are leaving that result in Spain. One day he will travel to Germany where we play football as intended, with hydration breaks every 20 minutes and getting the government involved if one of our best players gets a red card.

for starters i need to get better internet as recently i’m on 250 ping every game, also espanyol is a very good team i respect there gaffa a lot tbf the positive is that blake lewis lost to him too so i am happy

I want to kiss his tender lips from sunset to sunrise. His low drivens get me giddy for weeks and I can’t wait to use this spectacular player once more

We’re not worried about any of side in the league, the only team we’re worried about is ourselves we’ve lost passion I’ll be honest, coming here just for the fun of it these days

King Raskin was worth 20 tokens to me, so letting him go wasn’t the plan. I was holding out in the hope of selling him back to Rangers, but that move never materialised. In the end, if I’m losing Raskin, I may as well bring in the best player in the world. Sometimes you’ve just got to take the deal that’s on the table. Ronaldo in, no complaints.